1.
https://twitter.com/TyronWilson/status/950086008233693185
LOL, but Dua Lipa recently broke her new rules!
2.
“Are you ready to beat the traffic?”
Public buses gulped.
Jeepneys nodded.
Uber shuddered.
Grab blinks nervously.
“Yes Angkas,” they said in unison.
— Angkas (@angkas) January 11, 2018
Angkas, sweetie, you are greatly missed.
3.
https://twitter.com/lyannstarks/status/950403754947502080
4.
https://twitter.com/rxmansblood/status/950852707086163968
Queen Elsa decided to let it go.
5.
“Are you ready to learn how to properly cook chicken?”
Jollibee gulped.
McDonald’s nodded.
KFC blinked nervously.
Chowkin shuddered.
“Y-yes, Mini-Stop.” they said in unison.
— ً (@raphaelmiguel) January 10, 2018
Mura na masarap pa!
6.
https://twitter.com/rcgerstark/status/950521447532941312
7.
https://twitter.com/milliesmaia/status/949315558096457728
Finn Wolfhard’s hair could probably even win an acting award!
8.
https://twitter.com/keiakamatsu/status/950969707586138112
We need an immortality workshop.
9.
"Are you ready to learn how to escape death?”
Lily Cruz gulped.
Cardo Dalisay nodded.
Naruto shuddered.
Han Solo blinked nervously.
“Yes, Juan Ponce Enrile." they said in unison.
— Dwayne Señoron (@seneuron) January 11, 2018
Seriously, what’s his secret?!
10.
https://twitter.com/MechPasta/status/950756677464322048
11.
https://twitter.com/RegisAndanar/status/951365282609573888
Remember, remember, that party on Twitter.
12.
“Are you ready to make iced coffee?”
Seattle’s Best gulped.
CBTL nodded.
Starbucks shuddered.
Tim Horton’s blinked nervously.
“Yes, Mcdo”, they said in unison.
— Tribal Chief (@acequared) January 11, 2018
13.
"Are you ready to be the best girl group ever?"
Fifth Harmony gulped.
Little Mix nodded.
Destiny's Child shuddered.
The Pussycat Dolls blinked nervously.
"Yes, SexBomb Girls." they said in unison.
— Bonnie Regato (@bonnienay) January 11, 2018
With the longest TV series ever!
14.
https://twitter.com/negativenzi/status/952755117572308993
The phenomenal love team in the 90s.
15.
https://twitter.com/FEELINGBLOO/status/953105673776193536
16.
"Okay, so are you ready to learn difficult partner stunts?”
UP Pep Squad gulped.
UST Salinggawi Dance Troupe nodded.
FEU Cheering Squad shuddered.
NU Pep Squad blinked nervously.
“Yes, Enchong and Kim." they said in unison.
— notdek 💜💚 (@thedextertowers) January 10, 2018
17.
“Are you ready to learn how to bring out your inner confidence?”
TED speakers gulped.
Teacher Georcelle nodded.
Bongbong Marcos blinked nervously.
“Yes, Janina”, they said in unison.
“And I’m only 17 years old ahahaha”, she replied.
— Jai Cabajar (@jaicabajar) January 11, 2018
HOWMAYGAHD, my pamileee! I don’t feel any pressure right now.
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“Are you ready to make burgers?”
Jollibee gulped.
Mcdonald's nodded.
Wendy's shuddered.
Burger King blinked nervously.
“Yes, Angel”, they said in unison.
— Hana🍌 @ thesis hell (@hana_tox) January 12, 2018
19.
https://twitter.com/keiakamatsu/status/951461917452718081
Excuse me po.
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