25 times ‘Jolegend Slaydangal’ slays like the true KWEEN she is


If there’s one thing that we Filipinos are so damn good at, it’s uplifting our spirits through laughing things out. This social media account called Jolegend Slaydangal is capturing not only Jolinians or Jolinatics, but also everyone who know deep in their hearts that Jolina Magdangal is worthy of the title “Queen of Pop”, and that “Chuva Choo Choo” is the best track of all time.

Jolina Magdangal rose to the top in the 90s as a singer and an actress. She may have been a little low profile in past few years when she got married and gave birth, but these “Jolegend facts” that are resurfacing online show us that Jolina is a goddamn kween who knows nothing but to slay in everything she does.

Need proof?

 

1. Jolina Magdangal is simply a legend who continue to inspire us with her greatness.

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Slay all day!

 

2. She’s a “Pop Royalty” who graces us with her pure talent in singing.

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Beyonce would probably be like: “Bow down, b*tches!”

 

3. Your favorite pop stars can’t even compare to her because PUH-LEASE!

 

4. She spends her precious time by casually collecting Grammys as a hobby.

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UWIAN NA. MAY NANALO NA!!!

 

5. “Chuva Choo Choo” is the most iconic song in the past decade and up until now.

Truly remarkable.

 

6. It was even used in the movie “Mean Girls” when The Plastics did their iconic dancing scene.

Those who haven’t watched this can’t sit with us!

 

7. Jolina is that extra she made Lady Gaga famous and gave her advice and singing techniques!

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Definitely no “Bad Romance” between them.

 

8. In fact, Jolina humbly accepted Lady Gaga’s offer to be a guest in her Halftime Show on Super Bowl!

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9. She inspired Lady Gaga in so many ways that she became the pop star we know today!

 

10. Lady Gaga even covered “Jolina’s songs” for her latest album “Joanne”.

Lady Gaga probably have million reasons to love Jolens.

 

11. For those who doubts that she trained and inspired Lady Gaga, all she can say is it’s “Chuva Choo True”!

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by Jesie Castro / Overheard Comics

 

12. Jolina touched the lives of so many people… including Mother Teresa.

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13. The reason why she’s here is because she’s an “instrument to change lives…”

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14. I mean, this photo says it all:

Bless us, Mother Marbles!

 

15. The song Chuva Choo Choo — or Ooch Ooch Avuhc backwards — is her way to bless us with her divinity.

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16. Anyone who will question her decisions in life probably didn’t know that Philosophy was her favorite subject.

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17. Aside from being a Pop Royalty, she’s also a critically-acclaimed actress who gave us an impeccable performance in this iconic scene.

“#OscarNominatedScene”

 

18. All the other love teams in the country right now can never surpass Jolina and Marvin Agustin’s tandem.

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19. And all these debates on who should be the next Darna? We all know the answer!

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20. Those who questions her “impact” probably didn’t know that Paracetamol was discovered through Jolina’s help.

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21. The NFL decided to finally have Jolina perform for the halftime show since nobody does it better than her.

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Not even Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and Madonna.

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22. Her setlist is so lit, it will probably shook the entire football field.
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23. The reason, probably, why Destiny’s Child broke up was because they can’t come close to any trio that has Jolina in it.

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Destiny’s Child is shookt.

 

24. She’s also slaying in TIME’s poll for The 2017 Time 100 Most Influential People of the World.

 

25. Finally, she’s the “Best artist of all time”!

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via MTV / InqPOP!

Even Kanye agrees!

 

Keep slaying, Jolegend!