The Teletubbies features cute baby alien-looking characters: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po, who turned out to be not cute-sized at all in real life. When the truth about the Teletubbies’ height went viral, some people couldn’t get over the horrific discovery that the Teletubbies characters we see in our TV screens are actually 6 to 10 ft. tall.
I'm trying to relax and watch TV and can't get over the fact the Winky from Teletubbies is 10ft tall. pic.twitter.com/0DljWtTmeK
— Joshua Long 🌹🗽🌎 (@joshlong56) February 28, 2017
What’s even disturbing is that the costume weighs more than 30 lbs and actors inside it can be in danger of carbon-dioxide buildup.
And just when you thought that the Teletubbies couldn’t get any weirder, now there are babies featured in it called “Tiddlytubbies” and people are losing their minds. Like, how did the Teletubbies had babies when we all thought they were “kids” themselves?
OKAY STOP EVERYTHING
THE TELETUBBIES OFFICIALLY JUST HAD KIDS I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS INFORMATION pic.twitter.com/09CXX2HFbm
— bianca del rio (@lyenkrenz) July 23, 2017
For those, like us, haven’t catched up on the latest episodes of the show, the Teletubbies now have 8 Tiddlytubbies named Baa, Umby Pumby, Ping, Daa Daa, Nin, Mi-Mi, RuRu and Duggle Dee. They were first introduced in an episode of the series in 2015 and are back for the second season of Teletubbies showing on Nick Jr.
remember the teletubbies? they have kids now. feel old yet? pic.twitter.com/GoxgYOWWRE
— rai [thesis] ☆ (@SVTtimjang) January 6, 2017
— taylor (@piinkert0n) July 24, 2017
People have so many questions on how these babies were even conceived… or created.
THEY HAD SEX?! pic.twitter.com/0YUfiKDkwy
— the godking👑 (@__osi_) July 24, 2017
I'm more concerned that tellitubbies are procreating! Since when were they having sex ?!?
— Aurora 🌻♥️💀 (@kittykataurora) July 24, 2017
me using a color wheel to try and figure out who made the blue jit pic.twitter.com/pB2tCQSjtS
— nina (@suaceeebih) July 24, 2017
Everyone is so confused.
— DEUS VULT (@elrifrawad) July 24, 2017
How does this even happen pic.twitter.com/SCOXfK6CN4
— Jmo✨ (@mooreplease16) July 24, 2017
The teletubbies had telebabies growing in their teletummies and no one fucking teletold me???
— HoustonBarbie (@Houstonbarbiee) July 24, 2017
Some are being creative with their theories on how the Teletubbies had “telebabies”.
To avoid confusion, i'll just assume their antennas were used liked genitals, had a massive teletorgy, then all gave birth simultaneously.
— Metamphetameme (@viXiSaavedra) July 24, 2017
taste the rainbow
(((i will never talk again, ever))) pic.twitter.com/At8qaMr0YJ
— bianca del rio (@lyenkrenz) July 24, 2017
— MrCrystalballer (@MrCrystalballer) May 24, 2017
Seeing the Tiddlytubbies’ colors, others are figuring out who’s the parent of each baby.
— Kim Craven (@kimcareycraven) July 25, 2017
Hmmm they were always super touchy pic.twitter.com/ujMZqbNpb7
— rei (@reillythornton) July 25, 2017
Some are even questioning the gender of the Teletubbies.
I always thought they was gay …. pic.twitter.com/n11FIqh6De
— #Smooth (@SweetzXCV) July 24, 2017
And are we forgetting that we thought they were siblings too?
I thought they were siblings…😨😵😨😵
— Po Lah (@JustFudginPaula) July 24, 2017
We’ve been watching too much Game of Thrones to know this is possible.
— Mr Roops (@TheRoops) July 24, 2017
Honestly, all of us right now:
— $ol. (@viewsfrmkai) July 24, 2017
WE. NEED. ANSWERS.