If you’re living on your own for the first time and you don’t know a single thing about cooking, you’d probably rely on cookbooks or easy recipes available online so you won’t starve to death—or die from eating fast food every day. But what happens if you follow a cookbook written by kids? It’s a recipe that will feed you, not with actual food, but with laughter and confusion!
Twitter user Jordan Adams shared a cookbook from his nephew’s pre-k class and it only shows how kids cannot be trusted in the kitchen but surely knows how to make cooking more fun.
My nephews Ethan’s pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipes😂😂 so much better than I could’ve imagined. pic.twitter.com/X5d0Sqzw5N
— Jordan Adams (@JordanKAdams97) May 16, 2018
Jordan’s nephew, Ethan, decided to go for an “Eggs” recipe that doesn’t actually involve eggs because you can just go to his house and his mom always makes them.
https://twitter.com/thelohanlately/status/997605171994742784
Just go to his house his mom makes them all the time girl
— mori summer 🎀 (@kkupcake) May 19, 2018
Ariana’s Macaroni involves pool party and we are totally here for it! Pool and pasta? Now that’s a party!
It's weird, but I can hear kids' voices while reading the instructions and that just makes Ariana's Macaroni so much better.
— ɒɔiꙅꙅɘႱ (@jesslovesbirds) May 17, 2018
Joe took the easy route and ditched tacos in a taco’s recipe because he has no clue how to make them.
Joes tacos for the win!
— Art🎨, Ramen🍜, and Plants🪴 (@Jay_dawk) May 18, 2018
He really took us on a culinary journey.
— Joel Matthys (@JoelMatthys) May 20, 2018
sebastian writes like how i talk on a daily basis
— Liza (@lizzzahun) May 24, 2018
Where can I buy this cookbook? 😂😂 I think I want to make joes tacos they sound good 😂😂
— Rory (@_rory19) May 18, 2018
Bad, but really the watermelon sound kinda good too. I mean it looks like it takes a while to get ready
— Ya Boii Jay (@liljayzon) May 18, 2018
Sebastian’s Pancakes on the other hand, are not only pricey, but might also cost you your kidney. “Salt and that’s it,” right?!
https://twitter.com/leahloki/status/997487402485800961
https://twitter.com/briannanoel24/status/997962731801243649
https://twitter.com/meredithc6/status/997968737708969988
Though the recipes and instructions won’t really help them in the kitchen, people still find them hilarious and it just proves how “kids say the best things.”
The Teachers out here really just writing down the children's pure stream of consciousness
— June. (@ZuneZeroUltra) May 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/learningisjoy/status/997672084225609729
One user even shared other pages of the cookbook and it’s as pure comedy gold as the first four recipes.
I have the complete cookbook!!! The teacher give us this recipes as a mother’s day gift!!! It is hilarious!!! pic.twitter.com/027rIMwXrD
— Ariana Quiroga (@ArianaQ74876435) May 22, 2018
Now we all want to make a macaroni while chilling at a party like Ariana or grab a taco and change our minds like Joe! How about a watermelon instead?
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