The Teletubbies have babies called ‘Tiddlytubbies’ and people have so many questions

By: Gillan Lasic - 7 years ago

The Teletubbies features cute baby alien-looking characters: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po, who turned out to be not cute-sized at all in real life. When the truth about the Teletubbies’ height went viral, some people couldn’t get over the horrific discovery that the Teletubbies characters we see in our TV screens are actually 6 to 10 ft. tall.

https://twitter.com/joshlong56/status/836497277623681025

What’s even disturbing is that the costume weighs more than 30 lbs and actors inside it can be in danger of carbon-dioxide buildup.

And just when you thought that the Teletubbies couldn’t get any weirder, now there are babies featured in it called “Tiddlytubbies” and people are losing their minds. Like, how did the Teletubbies had babies when we all thought they were “kids” themselves?

OKAY STOP EVERYTHING

THE TELETUBBIES OFFICIALLY JUST HAD KIDS I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS INFORMATION pic.twitter.com/09CXX2HFbm

— tomie (@lyenkrenz) July 23, 2017

For those, like us, haven’t catched up on the latest episodes of the show, the Teletubbies now have 8 Tiddlytubbies named Baa, Umby Pumby, Ping, Daa Daa, Nin, Mi-Mi, RuRu and Duggle Dee. They were first introduced in an episode of the series in 2015 and are back for the second season of Teletubbies showing on Nick Jr.

remember the teletubbies? they have kids now. feel old yet? pic.twitter.com/GoxgYOWWRE

— rai (@seungchurros) January 6, 2017

https://twitter.com/piinkert0n/status/889502533756047360

People have so many questions on how these babies were even conceived… or created.

THEY HAD SEX?! pic.twitter.com/0YUfiKDkwy

— Osi (@osithegodking) July 24, 2017

https://twitter.com/suaceeebih/status/889571885410811906

Everyone is so confused.

How does this even happen pic.twitter.com/SCOXfK6CN4

— jmo 🍴🐷 (@androjmo) July 24, 2017

https://twitter.com/Houstonbarbiee/status/889562339590254592

Some are being creative with their theories on how the Teletubbies had “telebabies”.

To avoid confusion, i'll just assume their antennas were used liked genitals, had a massive teletorgy, then all gave birth simultaneously.

— rare fish investor 🌳 (@viXiSaavedra) July 24, 2017

taste the rainbow

(((i will never talk again, ever))) pic.twitter.com/At8qaMr0YJ

— tomie (@lyenkrenz) July 24, 2017

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Seeing the Tiddlytubbies’ colors, others are figuring out who’s the parent of each baby.

Just wasted time figuring out which Teletubbies are the parents of which Tiddlytubbies. A scandal emerged! #tiddlytubbies pic.twitter.com/g1DU7qapaE

— Kim Carey (@kimcarey1969) July 25, 2017

https://twitter.com/reillythornton/status/889862478099861504

Some are even questioning the gender of the Teletubbies.

https://twitter.com/SweetzXCV/status/889600922078380037

And are we forgetting that we thought they were siblings too?

https://twitter.com/JustFudginPaula/status/889314198357917696

We’ve been watching too much Game of Thrones to know this is possible.