Think your pet is clingy? This woman just brought her sugar glider to her doctors appointment after forgetting that it was asleep inside her sports bra.
Twitter user @LizerReal had only realized her situation when she was already in the waiting room. She took to the platform to document her journey, leaving out no details for the thousands of users who were invested in her story.
oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!!
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) January 25, 2021
It was a stress inducing predicament to be in to say the least. She mentions how she tried to cover up the sugar glider as best as she could without looking suspicious — although it was probably too late for that.
i've got my sweater buttoned up to my chin. i'm sweaty as fuck. and i swear my hands are shaking. he's gonna think i'm on drugs
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) January 25, 2021
According to her, the doctor had told her beforehand to not bring any companion. Uhh… how do you tell your doctor you smuggled a marsupial into his clinic? This is even more nerve-racking than a high stakes heist movie!
walking in now *sign of the cross*
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) January 25, 2021
Fortunately, the sugar glider didn’t make much of a fuss. The two of them made it out of there, safe and sound. @LizerReal took the opportunity to share a short video of the critter finally free from her bra.
let this be a lesson to you all that you never know who might be packing small animals in their underwear when you're out
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) January 25, 2021
According to National Geographic, sugar gliders “are palm-size possums that can glide half the length of a soccer pitch in one trip.”
Take note: always check your cleavage before leaving the house.
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