1. Attachment, commitment, relationship—everything that involves engagement or obligation.
2. All the responsibilities in life that we all want to ignore.
3. Basically, adulthood in general.
4. This includes workload and emails you get even on weekends and holidays.
5. The impending due date of all the bills you have to pay.
Alma Moreno be like: “BILLS!”
6. Your bank account balance “ghosting” you.
7. Your life hanging by the thread every “Petsa de peligro”.
Kapit lang, bes.
8. Everything in your Nanay’s “Pamalo Starter Pack”.
“I’m sorry, Ma! Yoko na.”
9. Whenever your mom texts you: “Asan ka na? Bat wala ka pa? Umuwi ka na!”
Text ng nanay ko sakin kagabi na nabasa ko lang nung pag uwi ko, kasi nadeadbatt cp ko … -op pic.twitter.com/6KrpD5fRTG
— Ace Craige (@Defiheretic) October 8, 2017
10. When you receive a text message in ALL CAPS!
https://twitter.com/itsnicoleyyy/status/924430170919858176
Intense.
11. Or when she’s starting to shout your full name!
https://twitter.com/joshbiona/status/910752336653336576
Must be so difficult for Dr. Jose Rizal’s mom.
12.When your crush is typing too long on a chat.
https://twitter.com/PhibzMonilla/status/919206878046859265
Reply ba or novel yung tina-type nya?
13. “Sorry, wala na pong thigh part”.
*at Jollibee*
Frontline cashier: Wala na pong Thigh part
— εггız👽 (@errizsml) October 8, 2017
Willing to wait po ba sila?
14. Every time your mom tells you to wait for her at the counter and she still hasn’t come back yet when you’re next in line.
“Ma, titira na ba ‘ko dito?”
15. Seeing all the “SALE” banners at the mall right after you got your sweldo.
16. The horror of looking at your TAX on your payslip…
When you realized that the Filipino taxes was used to fund Mocha Uson's blog. pic.twitter.com/pB0u9aiord
— Tabi's stagemomma (@hopeandkisses) October 4, 2017
…and knowing that it’s used to pay for undeserving government employees’ salary.
17. People in MRT/LRT rushing towards inside the train like the zombies in Train to Busan.
18. The traffic in EDSA not moving at all like a dead person.
Commuter: RIP me
19. When Waze is not working and Sarah G starts singing to you:
Me to driver: Haha Kuya san na us??? I cri.
20. Classes and government offices’ work getting suspended and private sector employees are supposed to be immortals.
Ano ba naman ‘yung hanggang tao na baha, diba? Maliit na bagay! *cries in Tagalog*
21. Realizing there’s no “Undo” in real life
Kahit “Refresh” or “Reload” na lang pls.
22. Finishing a TV series you’ve waited for so long and realizing there’s nothing left for you to watch.
You’d have to wait for months or years for the next season!
23. When you’re working on your thesis and you’re not sure if you saved the file before Microsoft Word crashed.
“And now we’re starting over again…”
24. Going outside at night and knowing you suddenly might end up dead.
You know the drill.
