Pornhub wants you to save Giant Pandas by “doing it” panda-style.

March 28th, 2017
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In an effort to save our fluffy black & white friends from endangerment, Pornhub has recently launched a new initiative under its “Pornhub Cares” banner.

To participate, all you have to do is put on a panda costume and, together with your significant other or favorite f*** buddy, film yourselves having some bow-chicka-wow-wow time together. Once you’re done, upload your amateur video to Panda Style, Pornhub’s latest porn category.

For every panda porn video uploaded, Pornhub will donate $100 to panda conservation efforts. Additionally, they will donate 1 cent for every view of any panda style video on their site, so if you’re not DTF, watching others do it will do.

There’s a totally legit reason for this, and it’s not to satisfy all the furry fetishists out there: Giant pandas aren’t exactly the best at getting it on.

Male pandas are so chill they spend the majority of their time sleeping and eating. Y’know, like stoners. Female pandas, on the other hand, have sex drives so low they’re only interested in getting laid a few days out of each year. This is why their population remains low.

According to zoologists, an effective way of making pandas horny is for them to watch other pandas have sex. But if none of them are in the mood for any action to begin with–see the problem here?

This is where your freaky self comes in.

Since pandas cannot distinguish between real pandas and people in costume, zoologists figured that showing them panda porn videos will turn them on and make them ready to bang each other, invigorating the panda population in the process.

According to Corey Price, VP of Pornhub: “Through this initiative we hope to not only generate quality content scientists and zookeepers can use to show pandas, but also raise adequate funds for a nonprofit organization to ensure the livelihood of the world’s giant panda population.”

Who ever knew porn has the power to save an entire species?

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