If you needed a good laugh today, or you just wanted to take a quick break from stress, Pinoys recently had a “joke session” on Twitter and it will either make you proud of Pinoys’ wit or shake your damn head. It started with a joke about employment from Hans Castro and everyone followed the format and created their own jokes.
1.
May joke ako about unemployment
Kaso baka di mag work
— Hans Castro (@hanscastroo) June 13, 2018
2.
"May joke ako about business
Kaso baka di bumenta"
— neckhole (@niczxs_toyou) June 13, 2018
Kumita ka ba dito, sis?
3.
may joke ako about court hearings
— i d a (@idasiasoco) June 16, 2018
4.
May joke ako about basura
Kaso baka ikalat mo https://t.co/GkDZVCKgta
— ً (@raphaelmiguel) June 13, 2018
This joke ain’t trash tho.
5.
May joke ako about sa medyas
But it really socks
— Riofel Λnung (@riofeldown) June 17, 2018
6.
May joke ako about Linkin Park
kaso in the end, it doesn't even matter
— Javi (@serjavines) June 17, 2018
“I’ve become so numb…”
7.
May joke ako about Korina Sanchez
Kaso handa na ba kayo? https://t.co/JZV09RszT8
— Ruth Ann Recto (@RA_Recto) June 17, 2018
Ready na rin kami sa free na tsinelas!
8.
May joke ako about sa pabango kaso it doesn't make any scents.
— Echok (@Zekewolf_) June 18, 2018
9.
may joke ako tungkol sa kasoy
cashew… https://t.co/Zb37oDfrvk
— Pancit! At Rebisco (@vicentejian) June 16, 2018
10.
may joke ako about calculators
casio… https://t.co/gp4CTOlneb
— GIANCARLO (@giancarlotrani) June 17, 2018
11.
May joke ako about a country,
— SHELLA (@shelaamons) June 16, 2018
12.
“May joke ako about panget
Kaso baka ma offend ka”
— Jig (@keringkeri101) June 14, 2018
Bastos din e no?!
13.
May joke ako about hairdressers,
Pero d sya Fanny. https://t.co/WdxOM9j2lP
— Gino Quillamor (@ginoboi) June 17, 2018
14.
May joke ako about sa timba.
Pero epic pail https://t.co/sVE9QvALi0
— Renz Rufil (@AlbertWesker_28) June 17, 2018
15.
May joke ako about sa isang kontrabida ng Teleserye
pero baka nakakainis. https://t.co/SJZg8uXQV9
— Childish Gagambino (@bluegrey_) June 17, 2018
I remember so many people…
16.
May joke ako about sa slow
Kaso baka tamaan PLDT.
— ⚖️ (@heyitsceeed) June 16, 2018
Shots fired!
17.
May joke ako about spiderman
Kaso I don't feel good https://t.co/915HopAPIS
— Takao (@Iampotato_) June 17, 2018
Yeah, too far, fam. Too far.
18.
May joke ako about Tito Sotto.
Kaso baka kopyahin niya. https://t.co/FlNSkvsj4J
— Alt Tantay (@rupertnotholmes) June 16, 2018
19.
May joke din ako about Tito Sotto.
Kaso baka ipa-delete niya. https://t.co/aks2S3SkHr
— Juan Miguel Severo (@TheRainBro) June 17, 2018
20.
May joke ako about Tito Sotto
Kaso baka ipabura nya https://t.co/g6RsUSwOqi
— Bryle Leano (@BryleLeano) June 16, 2018
*sips Pepsi*
21.
May joke ako tungkol sa estado ng Pilipinas
Kaso di na nakakatawa
*hides*
— Guy in the Chair (@eva_wakey) June 16, 2018
22.
may joke ako about sa grades ko
kaso baka hindi pumasa
— kanuto (@rsslldavid_) June 16, 2018
*cries in Tagalog*
23.
may joke ako about chemistry
kaso baka walang mag react
— Fae 💫 (@fernanmyrrh) June 16, 2018
24.
May joke ako about pizza
Kaso baka di ko ma-deliver
— j2dz (@thejcespino) June 15, 2018
So, anong joke mo?
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