WATCH: Netflix regretfully releases official trailer for the second [*groan*] season of A Series of Unfortunate Events

Be forewarned, upon watching the official trailer, you will be subjected to a shack full of crabs, a tyrannical vice principal, murder, kidnapping, high fashion, unnecessary surgery, ravenous lions, and a great deal of herring.

But sadly, the trailer is only the beginning. Like some dreaded disease or infestation, A Series of Unfortunate Events will soon reappear with the global launch of season two, March 30, on Netflix. Our sincerest apologies.