20 ‘they said in unison’ tweets that prove some of the wittiest people are on Twitter

“Are you ready to beat the traffic?”

Public buses gulped.

Jeepneys nodded.

Uber shuddered.

Grab blinks nervously.

“Yes Angkas,” they said in unison.

— Angkas (@angkas) January 11, 2018

“Are you ready to learn how to properly cook chicken?”

Jollibee gulped.

McDonald’s nodded.

KFC blinked nervously.

Chowkin shuddered.

“Y-yes, Mini-Stop.” they said in unison.

— ً (@raphaelmiguel) January 10, 2018

"Are you ready to learn how to escape death?”

Lily Cruz gulped.

Cardo Dalisay nodded.

Naruto shuddered.

Han Solo blinked nervously.

“Yes, Juan Ponce Enrile." they said in unison.

— Dwayne Señoron (@seneuron) January 11, 2018

“Are you ready to make iced coffee?”

Seattle’s Best gulped.

CBTL nodded.

Starbucks shuddered.

Tim Horton’s blinked nervously.

“Yes, Mcdo”, they said in unison.

— Tribal Chief (@acequared) January 11, 2018

"Are you ready to be the best girl group ever?"

Fifth Harmony gulped.

Little Mix nodded.

Destiny's Child shuddered.

The Pussycat Dolls blinked nervously.

"Yes, SexBomb Girls." they said in unison.

— Bonnie Regato (@bonnienay) January 11, 2018

"Okay, so are you ready to learn difficult partner stunts?”

UP Pep Squad gulped.

UST Salinggawi Dance Troupe nodded.

FEU Cheering Squad shuddered.

NU Pep Squad blinked nervously.

“Yes, Enchong and Kim." they said in unison.

— notdek 💜💚 (@thedextertowers) January 10, 2018

“Are you ready to learn how to bring out your inner confidence?”

TED speakers gulped.

Teacher Georcelle nodded.

Bongbong Marcos blinked nervously.

“Yes, Janina”, they said in unison.

“And I’m only 17 years old ahahaha”, she replied.

— Jai Cabajar (@jaicabajar) January 11, 2018

“Are you ready to make burgers?”

Jollibee gulped.

Mcdonald's nodded.

Wendy's shuddered.

Burger King blinked nervously.

“Yes, Angel”, they said in unison.

— Hana🍌 @ thesis hell (@hana_tox) January 12, 2018