When you see a Toyota Wigo and you automatically assume it’s your Uber ride.
Ang pambansang Uber car ng Pilipinas!
When you screenshot your Uber confirmation because your driver is fine AF.
Hi, kuya. San na po kayo?
When there’s a surge so you check Uber Black and it turns out cheaper.
woot woot!
When you’re waiting for the surge to end.
Kakain ba ‘ko o mag-u-Uber?
You when your Uber driver asks you, “Waze na lang po tayo?”
Kung may mapa ka jan saka compass, pwede din.
And then your Uber driver doesn’t follow Waze.
“In 100 meters, turn right.” *goes straight*
When your Uber driver wouldn’t stop talking and you just wanna go home in peace.
Meh.
But when you’re drunk out of your mind, you don’t shut up.
Kuya, na-achieve mo na incentives mo this week? Kumusta byahe? Sa ‘yo ba ‘tong auto?
When your Uber driver arrives faster than you expected and you’re still not ready.
D2 na po ako, ma’am/sir. tnx – uber
When you get P200 off because one of your friends actually used your promo code.
Who’s your daddeh?
When you realize you put the pin 3 blocks away and your Uber texts you he’s already there.
Ay pucha.
When your Uber Pool ride takes 5x longer than normal because you wanted to save P30 and you’re the last one to be dropped off.
Yoko na bes.
You ride Uber so much, your nosy neighbors are starting to think something’s up with you.
Chismosa much?