1. Basically what we all tell ourselves when the clock strikes twelve on New Year’s Eve:
2. When you know this year, more people will test your patience — so you remind yourself:
3. When somebody’s trying to give you chismis but you tell yourself you’ll stop being a chismosa in 2017
Starting the year right.
4. But then you realize you’re born to be a chismosa so you ask for the chismis anyway:
LOL, who am I kidding?
5. Whenever you tell yourself “papayat na ako this year:”
Hahaha. Extra rice and large fries, please?
6. When you promise yourself that this year, you will go to the gym to work on it:
7. So you convince yourself “wala munang rice after 6pm.”
8. When you said you’ll try to be a vegan this year but someone sees you eating bagnet for lunch:
9. When your new year’s resolution is to be more productive this year but you know laziness always gets to you:
10. When you said this year, you’ll save more money for the future:
11. But after getting your sweldo, you know you’ll instantly spend it on food and shopping.
12. People who wanted to make “fetch” things happen this year should learn a thing or two from Regina George:
13. When you know in the end you can’t accomplish any of your new year’s resolutions but you keep making them every year:
14. And finally, this important realization:
