Once upon a time there was sweldo…
1. When you didn’t even feel the presence of your sweldo after payday.
Sweldo be like: “You can’t see me!”
2. Seriously, you know how little time you have with your sweldo until it’s gone.
3. Because it’s gone in an instant. Like, reaaaallyyyy fast…
4. You and your sweldo are not meant to be together forever. Kasi nga…
Pati sweldo iniiwan tayo. :’(
5. Like, kanina lang nandyan then wala nang natirang bakas.
6. When all your expenses are bigger than what you earn:
7. And you’re left with so little because of TAX:
…that pays for the salary of these people.
8. But tbh, it’s also because you spend a lot mostly on these things:
In other words, naubos ang sweldo sa Food, Tulong sa family (a.k.a bills) and Landi. #Aminin
9. When your ATM or bank account says you have ~*insufficient*~ funds:
10. Or when you try to budget your sweldo but fails so miserably every time:
PAANOOOO?!!
11. But when sweldo comes early:
MAY HIMALAAAAA!
12. And payday arrives just in time to save you from financial misery.
YAAAAAS!!
13. Or when you can still see José Abad Santos, Vicente Lim, and Josefa Llanes Escoda on your wallet:
Thank you, Jesus!
14. When you hold on to that last peso bill on your wallet because the next day depends on it:
*insert solemn music here*
15. But you know the fate you’ll be facing once you’re left with nothing in a few days:
16. When your sweldo appears and disappears unnoticed that it scares the hell out of you:
#TrueHorror
17. Basically describes how we all feel during “Petsa de peligro”
18. And finally, when sweldo is gone and payday is nowhere near yet:
May the odds be ever in our favor.