17 Bizarro things that might happen during Miss Universe pageant in PH


In live events, just like in real life, mishaps are inevitable. Last year’s Miss Universe was probably one of the most unforgettable ever.

With everything that has happened—and are still happening—here in the Philippines, we thought of possible scenarios that could happen during the Miss Universe pageant here in our country.

 

1. In an alternate universe, Donald Trump will vow to “Make Miss Universe great again.”

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via CNN / InqPOP!

Let’s all hold hands.

 

2. During the Question and Answer  portion, one of the contestants will get interrupted and will go on full rage mode because ipapadala nya dapat ‘yon sa “peysbuk.”

Screencap from Filipino Vines video
Screencap from Filipino Vines video

Nang-aano o!

 

3. Steve Harvey will once again rush to the stage, this time not with an envelope, but with a jacket for each of the contestants!

via CNN / InqPOP!
via CNN / InqPOP!

Bigyan ng jacket!

 

4. There will be a mix-up in the names of the winners again, and this time, it’s not Steve Harvey’s fault — it’s former President Gloria Arroyo who will leave us with:

gloria-arroyo
via filipinoscribe.com

“I AM SORRY”

 

5. Miss Universe contestants will recite “Pabebe girls” because walang makakapigil sa kanila!

via INQUIRER.net / InqPOP!
via INQUIRER.net / InqPOP!

“Wala kayong pake!”

 

6. Karen Davila will be one of the judges, and will ask one of the contestants a rhetoric question followed by “Yes in all forms or yes with reservations?”

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via From E to Z

Dasal lang!

 

7. During Question and Answer portion, important questions will be asked…
Janine
Uhm, thank you for that wonderful question…

 

8. …and straightforward answers will be served.

 

9. Miss Universe contestants will wear Risa Hontiveros’s “alampay” instead of their own sash.

via randomthoughtsofficial.com / InqPOP!
via randomthoughtsofficial.com / InqPOP!

 

10. Kris Aquino will be appointed as the social media correspondent and will give us a blow by blow update of the pageant.

via says.com
via says.com

Doing what she does best with love, love, love!

 

11. Those who won’t take home the crown don’t have to be so sad because they’ll receive corned beef as consolation prize from Senyora.

via Twitter: @Senyora
via Twitter: @Senyora

Senyora cares!

 

12. In the Philippines, contestants won’t say “Confidently beautiful,” they’ll say “awra for the economy!”

via Twitter: @tyrabanks / InqPOP!
via Twitter: @tyrabanks / InqPOP!

And I think that’s beautiful.

 

13. Trisha Echeverria will be commemorated as one of the best beauty queens in the Philippines.

via Bandera
via Bandera

Award!

 

14. During the coronation, Gary Valenciano’s dramatic song “Wag Ka Nang Umiyak” will be played.

via Missosology
via Missosology

“Kung wala ka nang maintindihan…”

 

15. There won’t be anyone who’ll be feeling any pressure.

via quickmeme.com
via quickmeme.com

Owmaygahd. Eto talaga. Wait.

 

16. This time, no major major mistakes will happen.

via ranker.com
via ranker.com

 

17. And finally, the last man standing will definitely be — a woman.

via INQUIRER.net / InqPOP!
via INQUIRER.net / InqPOP!

Nothing bizzaro with this one though.

Now go get the crown, queens!