Sometimes, there are rules you can’t break. Especially when it comes to “breaking” a KitKat.
Weekly Standard reporter Haley Byrd recently shared a photo of how her boyfriend took a massive bite across all the four bars of KitKat, and many felt like it’s an abomination to mankind. People on Twitter were baffled by her boyfriend eating the chocolate bar the “wrong way.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever had a Kit Kat before,” my boyfriend remarks before doing THIS pic.twitter.com/UQbuD3Etpg
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 1, 2018
he had no idea why I laughed so hard. oh sweet summer child
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 1, 2018
According to Byrd, her boyfriend said he had never eaten the chocolate-covered wafer bar before (which is kinda sad, tbh). But the fact that he doesn’t know how to “properly” eat them when years of marketing campaign told us to “Have a break, have a KitKat,” is a deal breaker for some.
Break up with him at once https://t.co/522TLFnZxl
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) June 1, 2018
— John Jack O’Brien (@obrienjohnjack) June 1, 2018
so how did you break up
— Michael (@torriangray) June 1, 2018
give him a break (up with him)
— Pete Cannon (@coffeewithcats) June 1, 2018
Interestingly, there are a few who defended the guy and said it’s actually how it should be and how they are packaged.
This is the correct approach
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) June 1, 2018
when u think about it, kit kats are basically a kind of sandwich
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) June 1, 2018
Hey, I am eating them the way they are packaged. Speak to the manufacturer
— hereby demanding rfpaul (@rfpaul) June 1, 2018
that’s the correct way to eat them
— Kyle Foley (@KFoleyFL) June 1, 2018
But others were simply not having it and were curious if the said boyfriend was committing any other “food crimes.”
So, serious question, do you pop whole eggs in your mouth? Cuz that’s how they were manufactured. 🤷🏽♀️
— Tori Bell (@VictoriaBell) June 1, 2018
Who hurt you as a child
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) June 1, 2018
Does he eat bananas sideways? How about pistachios? Does he take the shell off before chewing?
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) June 1, 2018
This is the type of person who pours milk in a bowl then adds cereal…..
— Jared S. Carver (@Zz_JC_zZ) June 1, 2018
Or drinks a glass of chocolate milk with the spoon they stirred it with 😂
— Jay Kindred (@sanfran9er) June 1, 2018
Even the dictionary chimed in with a definition of “break off.”
Break off: What one does to a @KITKAT.
Also break off: What one might do to a relationship with someone who does this 👇 https://t.co/CB2ws6lBUd
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) June 1, 2018
Some also shared similar stories that will make you weep for humanity.
This is how my daughter eats twizzlers. LoL pic.twitter.com/pXGckh7THB
— Laura Frimpter (@LuckyLLD) June 1, 2018
I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon!
— Simon Sharkey-Gotlieb (@simon_shargot) June 1, 2018
At least he didnt use a knife and fork.
— Steven N (@NorthLightz) June 1, 2018
How do you eat it? With ya haands?? pic.twitter.com/Brh3Os7v2n
— Obe1Cannoli (@Obe1Cannoli) June 1, 2018
I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon!
— Simon Sharkey-Gotlieb (@simon_shargot) June 1, 2018
Honest to God, my late father used to eat Cheetos with chopstix. He hated getting cheeto dust on his fingers.
— Jimmy Pot Smoking Lesbian Coalition (@jneutron1969) June 1, 2018
Eventually, KitKat stepped in and ended the discussion with a step by step instructions.
Step 1. Buy a Kit Kat
Step 2. Break off the bars
Step 3. Enjoy the chocolatey goodness 😉— Kit Kat (@KitKat_US) June 1, 2018
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